PUCHO NA ALPHAT DE LAH

They never said winning was easy. Some people can’t handle success, I can. I’m up to something. Cloth talk. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. You smart, you loyal, you a genius. Learning is cool, but knowing is better, and I know the key to success. They don’t want us to eat. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. Learning is cool, but knowing is better, and I know the key to success.

They key is to have every key, the key to open every door. They will try to close the door on you, just open it. The key is to enjoy life, because they don’t want you to enjoy life. I promise you, they don’t want you to jetski, they don’t want you to smile. Give thanks to the most high. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing. The key is to enjoy life, because they don’t want you to enjoy life. I promise you, they don’t want you to jetski, they don’t want you to smile.

Surround yourself with angels. You see the hedges, how I got it shaped up? It’s important to shape up your hedges, it’s like getting a haircut, stay fresh. Major key, don’t fall for the trap, stay focused. It’s the ones closest to you that want to see you fail. The other day the grass was brown, now it’s green because I ain’t give up. Never surrender. I told you all this before, when you have a swimming pool, do not use chlorine, use salt water, the healing, salt water is the healing.

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